Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring 3 home?
Q: They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
A frog jumped into a pot of cream and started treading. He soon felt something solid under his feet and was able to hop out of the pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?
A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.” How is that possible?